Wednesday 12 December 2012

Bleach 520 Released = MIND BLOWN

Haven't posted in a while, but had to break my silence after reading the latest chapter of Bleach

Bleach 520 - Killers Not Dead
WTF, HOLY SHIT, JUST SHIT MY PANTS, MY MIND IS BLOWN

These are the general sentiments swirling around my freshly raped brain.  Bravo Kubo, bravo.

Also, Naruto is out
Naruto 613 - Mind
Don't want to blow any secrets, but the ending is a downer.  I will say that the Juubi is completely hax, and its design sucks balls.  Seriously, a fucked up ear on the back of its head?  Despite the ninja alliance spamming their best jutsu's, they're still getting whooped.  At this point I'm waiting for plothole-no-jutsu where Sasuke and Orochimaru fusion dance to fuck up the Juubi.

Here's a silly prediction, Sasuke will gain the Rinnegan after fighting Naruto (a member of the Hashirama clan).  Naruto dies but begs Sasuke to open the death gate and restore all the lost ppl during the war.  Sasuke does so but is drained to death.  The two of them get their own giant statues at the newly dubbed VALLEY OF THE BEGINNING (probably where the Juubi falls or the aftermath of Ninetails Naruto vs Eternal MS Sasuke).  Both are seen as heroes throughout the ninja world, Naruto gets his head sculpted as an honorary Hokage, and fast forward 10 years where Hokage Konohamaru lectures new academy students of following in the footsteps of the greatest ninja, best friend/mentor, #1 hero Uzumaki Naruto.  

At the back of the class you see a girl with purple-tinted hair and a boy with blonde hair and empty eyes snoozing against each other with huge grins.



Wednesday 17 October 2012

Manga Jizz Wednesday Oct. 17/12

It's officially times to gets yo manga on!
Check them out @ mangainn.com

Naruto 606: Dream World
This chapter confirms that Kishimoto sensei is a fan of the Matrix.  More of the Moon's Eye plan is revealed, which is basically plug everyone into lala land where everyone is awesome and loves one another YAY!  Meanwhile the machines harvest the bio ener....oops :P

The mystery behind Black Zetsu and the white Zetsu's is further explained, though the explanation for the former is pretty lame.

Lastly, the ownership claim towards Nagato's rinnegan by Madara is revealed, but it's getting pretty ridiculous how eyes get passed around so willy nilly even for a manga.



Bleach 512: Everything but the Rain
BANKAI!  Did you yell out too?  The #1 substitute shinigami officially joins in on the fun!...Is what I'd like to say :(

Unfortunately we'll have to wait til next week for some action.  Even worse is we'll have to spend that time mourning the death of more fav characters.

Another weirdo Stern Ritter introduces himself.  And Ichigo flashily confronts da boss.  Boring chapter otherwise.


One Piece 685: Momonosuke is my name!!
One Piece returns to it's hilarious awesomeness this week.  A much needed recovery from last week's text filled diarrhea chapter.

As per the title, Kinemon's son was the focus of the chapter.   And I'm sure many OP fans will agree with me that the kid MUST be part of the Straw Hats.  His dad is awesome, but the kid is on a whole other level of ridiculousness (As Luffy would agree).  Better yet, both father and son should join since they serve 2 important roles: wardrobe and transportation.

Easily the best manga chapter of the week for me.

Katekyo Hitman Reborn! 406: What Will Be of the Curse
Thus comes the conclusion of the Rainbow Curse arc, and what is most certainly the penultimate chapter of this dwindling series.  The only thing left is for Tsuna to officially take on the mantle of the Vongola family head (which was previously disrupted by the Shimon family).

I don't see how this series can continue on considering many of the missing plot holes have now been filled and every one is copacetic.  But we'll probably be treated with a glimpse into the future to see what each character is up to, along with the resolution of any relationships they've developed, so look forward to that.


Gantz 372: Where the Missing Mass Goes
If you don't know what Gantz is about, well (in a nutshell) it's about people that have died being brought back to life by a mysterious black sphere that provides them far advanced weapons and strength enhancing black suits/armor.  With these they must seek and destroy alien targets (unbeknownst to normal people) in order to gain points to trade in for stronger weapons or to earn their freedom from the game.  But it turns out this "game" was in fact a training system to prepare Earth's defense for an impending invasion of giant alien assholes looking to harvest resources and human sized fish sticks.  And in a strange twist, it turns out a race of omnipotent aliens sent Earth the tech (black spheres/weapons/suits) after they themselves thwarted the giant aliens' invasion.

Again, this is only a basic summary and there's much more to this series so give it a read if you're a fan of bloody action and gratuitous nudity.

Anyways, Gantz is inevitably winding down.  Oku sensei is apparently phoning it in, because this chapter was completely weak in story telling.

Grams of data...Really?  What's stupid is Kei inexplicably forces his own deaath for the sake of being with his former fling Reika.  But wait, this Kei (remember there were 2 of them) is totally in love with Tae chan, as all the previous chapters point to.  What's even more comical is that in Buddhist-like fashion, their souls/data will be reincarnated later on while maintaining loose relationships between one another.  Reika, Kei, and Kishimoto Kei (bit titty red head) will be part of one happy family.  WTF?

Finally, all the remaining Gantz forces must now figure out how to get home.



Sunday 14 October 2012

LeBron James X Marvel X ESPN = King of the Rings

LeBron James officially has a comic book...Just wow!  It wasn't too long ago when he was one of the most hated athletes in sports.  I don't like him, but I have to respect his monster skills.  Though he'll always be -1 in my book for taking the easy route.

So click on the image below to go read it because it's actually pretty funny!

Such an event deserves a JACKIE CHAN FACE! WUTT?



And a comic version of JACKIE CHAN FACE! WUTT UP?


Full Anderson Silva vs Stephan Bonnar VIDEO

If you didn't get to see last night's UFC main event, here's the full fight video!

It's in Portuguese I think, but fighting is it's own language :P

So enjoy it before Zuffa takes the video down!
   

This is not a fight blog, I'm just a huge Silva fan and thought others might enjoy the video (WHICH I didn't upload, so complain to Youtube)

Thursday 11 October 2012

Silva vs Bonnar wallpaper

I'm so excited for UFC 153 this Saturday so I mocked up a simple wallpaper using adobe illustrator and photoshop.  I didn't spend a lot of time on it so it's understandably sloppy.  I really hope the American Psycho and the Spider put on a show!