Wednesday 12 December 2012

Bleach 520 Released = MIND BLOWN

Haven't posted in a while, but had to break my silence after reading the latest chapter of Bleach

Bleach 520 - Killers Not Dead
WTF, HOLY SHIT, JUST SHIT MY PANTS, MY MIND IS BLOWN

These are the general sentiments swirling around my freshly raped brain.  Bravo Kubo, bravo.

Also, Naruto is out
Naruto 613 - Mind
Don't want to blow any secrets, but the ending is a downer.  I will say that the Juubi is completely hax, and its design sucks balls.  Seriously, a fucked up ear on the back of its head?  Despite the ninja alliance spamming their best jutsu's, they're still getting whooped.  At this point I'm waiting for plothole-no-jutsu where Sasuke and Orochimaru fusion dance to fuck up the Juubi.

Here's a silly prediction, Sasuke will gain the Rinnegan after fighting Naruto (a member of the Hashirama clan).  Naruto dies but begs Sasuke to open the death gate and restore all the lost ppl during the war.  Sasuke does so but is drained to death.  The two of them get their own giant statues at the newly dubbed VALLEY OF THE BEGINNING (probably where the Juubi falls or the aftermath of Ninetails Naruto vs Eternal MS Sasuke).  Both are seen as heroes throughout the ninja world, Naruto gets his head sculpted as an honorary Hokage, and fast forward 10 years where Hokage Konohamaru lectures new academy students of following in the footsteps of the greatest ninja, best friend/mentor, #1 hero Uzumaki Naruto.  

At the back of the class you see a girl with purple-tinted hair and a boy with blonde hair and empty eyes snoozing against each other with huge grins.